Okay I really have to say this to the guys out there. Dudes when you go take a pee pee at the the standing urinal pls for gods sake don't spit before taking a leak. 1stly I have seen this done many times by the older generation but slowly the younger guys are adopting this really disgusting habit. Why do you have to spit when you take a leak? I really cannot place the 2 actions together. Do you have to spit thus it leads to the feeling of urinating or does the feeling of urinating lead to the developement of phelgm or excess saliva? I know it doesn't work that way for me because my ENT or Ear, Nose Throat is not link to my wee wee. Damn I just can't imagine why can't these guys spit before taking a leak say in the dustbin or sink and the worse part they have to pull it out before spitting...seems like something out of a porn flick but the fact its done in the gents is just so wrong and sick! What if you spat on your brother? You gonna wash off the spitum with your piss is it? Omg thats...really just sick and I hope your girlfriends or wives find out about this then they'll never wanna come within 1Km of you and your spat covered dickheads.
Girls...if you are a little hairy and you know it pls pls pls shave/wax/pluck. These 3 words are almost as sacred as the other 3 words you so long to hear from your potential partners. Without you practicing shave/wax/pluck I don't think you'll hear the other 3 words coming from the mouth's of your guy. Sheesh...almost choked on my waterchestnut drink at NTU's Canteen B. There I was enjoying a refreshing drink under the hazy humid weather when I saw this girl with facial hair and given a month more she would have matched mine! The poor girl was looking all wide eyed thinking what to have for lunch and seems totally oblivious to the fact she had a visible goatee and a growing moustache. I don't know where she came from but in Singapore I don't think thats the fashion. Fine fine I feel really mean to be talking about this but If she was my friend I would definately tell her. I think she doesn't really have friends (duh!) but damn it man...NTU already so "cui" gals in NTU esp those that think you are "Chio" pls help those that cannot help themselves and help increase out standards! We are definately moving in the right direction this sem but such anomalies should be eliminated!
Thank You thats all for today's lesson.
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