Hello to all! Saturdays to me now is no longer considered a weekend. Instead, its the start of the work week for me. Yes! Most of you already know i'm working part time to help finance my extravagant lifestyle which always render broke towards the end of every month. Mahjong, Pubbing, Clubbing(not so much now) and drinking. The amount of $ I spent on drinking is showing exponentially on my waistline. Perhaps I should start my exercise regime again (for the 9,999th time).
A little bit about a typical Saturday in the life of your great teacher. The day starts around 9am where I begin to shake of the morning sickness I so constantly experience on a daily basis. I swear your mind is awake but you can't seem to move your body. 15min later I "should" be making my way across the hallway into the bathroom for my shower and "various businesses" and i'm off to work. For those of you who have no idea what I do for a "part" living, i'm doing what Deuce Bigalow does. My place of operations is in a SPA at a very very prime location and I indirectly service both men and women. On occasions, I'll have to travel around Singapore to pick up new faces and bring them to the SPA. Yes! The exchange of cash is usually present. Once we arrive at the SPA, I will have to get the newbies to feel relaxed by exposing them gradually to the new conditions. They tend to feel vulnerable with so many pairs of eyes upon them and the usual high pitch voice of the Indian aunty there "Hi Handsome! You brought new friends to us today issit?"...I would just give a smile and continue my work on them. There are many ladies at the SPA, most of them are like me, there to provide a service. Trying to psycho both ladies and gents to be members of the SPA, of course my job scope is to deal with the newbies. Anyway the newbie I handled today was the biggest I ever had to handle but the face cannot make it...don't know why my boss choose that one.
If I did'nt have loads of project meetings to attend today, I would usually be playing mahjong at a friend's place. Or we would head down to Wala Wala to enjoy the UnXpected over some drinks till about 2am then that concludes most Saturdays.
Anyway here is a picture taken from my work place...
A little bit about a typical Saturday in the life of your great teacher. The day starts around 9am where I begin to shake of the morning sickness I so constantly experience on a daily basis. I swear your mind is awake but you can't seem to move your body. 15min later I "should" be making my way across the hallway into the bathroom for my shower and "various businesses" and i'm off to work. For those of you who have no idea what I do for a "part" living, i'm doing what Deuce Bigalow does. My place of operations is in a SPA at a very very prime location and I indirectly service both men and women. On occasions, I'll have to travel around Singapore to pick up new faces and bring them to the SPA. Yes! The exchange of cash is usually present. Once we arrive at the SPA, I will have to get the newbies to feel relaxed by exposing them gradually to the new conditions. They tend to feel vulnerable with so many pairs of eyes upon them and the usual high pitch voice of the Indian aunty there "Hi Handsome! You brought new friends to us today issit?"...I would just give a smile and continue my work on them. There are many ladies at the SPA, most of them are like me, there to provide a service. Trying to psycho both ladies and gents to be members of the SPA, of course my job scope is to deal with the newbies. Anyway the newbie I handled today was the biggest I ever had to handle but the face cannot make it...don't know why my boss choose that one.
If I did'nt have loads of project meetings to attend today, I would usually be playing mahjong at a friend's place. Or we would head down to Wala Wala to enjoy the UnXpected over some drinks till about 2am then that concludes most Saturdays.
Anyway here is a picture taken from my work place...
HAHAHAHA...i'm doing Fish Tank Maintenance la...what you thinking???
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